i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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