I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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