so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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