I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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