I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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Oh Jesus.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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