I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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