Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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