Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My ass is underappreciated
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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