I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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