The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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