I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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