love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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