some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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