I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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