Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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