i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Actions speak louder than pants.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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