a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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