so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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