Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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