having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
