At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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