I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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