oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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