erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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