i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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