He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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