if i can run in heels then i can drive
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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