i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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