I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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