yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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