so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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