Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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