My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
This toilet bowl is my home.
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