Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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