I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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