god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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