did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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