Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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