I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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