people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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