Already got asked if we're dating
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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