we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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