i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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