The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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