she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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