nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
