i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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