What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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