I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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