oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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