found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
