If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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